I am a tiny agent of chaos. I live for danger and adventure. I have a 100% success rate in knocking things off shelves, and a 0% success rate in obeying commands. I'm a fearless warrior who will attack your toes without warning. Some might call me a menace; I prefer the term "artist of destruction."
My ideal match is someone with a high tolerance for mayhem and a lot of breakable-free surfaces. Must be an excellent provider of both food and entertainment (specifically, lots of play).
