Hi there, I am Simone! Was living what I thought was my best life, out in the wild, plenty of fresh air, and plenty of FLEAS! Eek, those pests are my arch enemies! More on that later. So, there I was, when I was scooped up and taken to a scary place. Pretty sure it was an alien abduction. All I know is they put me back where I was, but minus my ear. And who knows what else they did to me. Well, then I was telling my sad story to a nice lady, and wouldn't you know it, I was scooped up again! More aliens? Probably so. But this time I went to a nicer place. There are plenty of cats for me to play with, and I am loving it. This lady says I will get adopted to my own home!! Woo hoo!! Wanna come meet me and we can talk it over. I am pretty easy going, so bet we will get along famously. Oh, gotta promise me there will BE NO FLEAS, not even one!!
