Hey Hey Hey! I am Fat Albert!! Like a lot of FFF cats, I was born on the mean streets of Knoxville. Learned to survive by being mean and afraid. I did figure out where to get regular meals from that lady in the van, kinda like a food truck for cats. She was really nice, and I realized I could trust her. One rainy day, more like a monsoon kind of day, she just grabbed my soggy body and took me home. And I tell ya, I was ready. I get all the food I want, and I really love me some lap time. She says I am the sweetest boy EVER!!! Sure would love my own lap tho. Wanna hang out?
