Hey world!! Lil Kim here. Let me tell you a story. I was living my best life, well on my way to being a social influencer. Because, well, I am gorgeous, am I not!! Next thing I knew, I was in a parking lot on the rough side of town. That was a little humbling, scary too. Then I was picked up and taken to the shelter. Whew, finally getting the treatment I deserve. What? NO? They cut my ear off and put me back in that ol parking lot. What is a girl to do!! Finally got the attention of a lady, who took me in. She realized I needed help. So NOW I can resume that influencer career!!