Hello beautiful lady!! Yeah, you! Oswald here. Yes, I do need to work on my pick-up lines. Please forgive me, I am still fresh from the feral colony. Let me tell you a little about my bad self. I was running the neighborhood, in with the bad crowd. Was the boss of the block too. Til I got myself trapped. Yeah, not sure how I even got my big tom cat cheeks into that little trap! But here we are, inside. Never thought it would be so nice to have a roof over my head. And the bottomless food bowl. I admit I am diggin that part!! I would really like my own place tho. I am getting along great with the cats here. So I don't mind some company. So whattaya say? Would you like to get together?
